Gale, hi, my name is Jeff Goldblum.

And I feel blank about being Conan O'Brien's friend.

Well, I feel, let me be truthful, and I feel, well, to the extent that we're friends,

and I feel we have a deep connection, but I wish we'd spend more time together.

I'm available for your friendship, however time consuming, or any aspect of it.

We've been friends in the sense that we have, in the way that we have, on these shows,

and seeing each other here and there.

You've, of course, I've enrolled you, and I've, like, finagled you into being part of that

show, that movie that I did, and you were so sweet to do that.

And then, what else?

Oh, we did it.

We were there at the voice, at some voiceover we were doing, it was one of your things.

Yes, yes, yes.

So, and then, I think, did I have a date with you or just ran into you at the Soho House?

That was lovely.

And I've always said, let's, and we've exchanged information, but we've never availed ourselves

out.

I've always said, yes, let's come over to my house and let's do many things.

I do all, all manner of things.

So I, I, I love being your friend.

However it does or doesn't pan out, but I tell you again, I'm available for the deepest,

closest, and most time consuming, it's kind of friendship.

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