Jeff Glucker (Hooniverse)
The Smoking Tire
Zack Klapman, Matt Farah
4.7 • 2.9K Ratings
🗓️ 9 January 2013
⏱️ 118 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Happy birthday to you. |
| 0:07.0 | Happy birthday to you. |
| 0:09.0 | Happy birthday to you. |
| 0:13.0 | Happy birthday, mother, |
| 0:21.3 | Happy birthday to you. |
| 0:28.4 | Happy birthday to you. |
| 0:33.1 | And that's what happens when you find out you get AIDS on your birthday. |
| 0:34.4 | We got AIDS? |
| 0:36.2 | No, but we're a year old. |
| 0:37.2 | Everybody has AIDS. |
| 1:11.2 | Everyone has... That's what we should have fucking used. We already used that. Ever use everyone? Oh, yeah, we've done. Oh, God damn it. Well, everyone has AIDS anyway. You're washed up. The entire podcast, 50 deuce. That means we are one year old. Yeah, seeing as how we've been doing it weekly, that ought to work out. And if this is your first time listening to our podcast, you have a lot of catching up to do. Let's see. Jeff Glucker in the house from Huniverse. Hala. Rolled up in a CTSV coop in a color combination I rather like, red over black. It looks good. Red with black wheels. It's bitching. You sound like you've been fucking smoking unfiltered through the microphone. |
| 1:14.9 | Is that a microphone thing? |
| 1:15.7 | My throat hurts and I'm pseudo sick. |
| 1:18.9 | But not really sick. |
| 1:20.5 | I think we have AIDS. |
| 1:21.8 | We've all had that. |
| 1:22.7 | Everyone has AIDS. |
| 1:24.1 | Yeah, the best part about it is you can only get it once. |
| 1:27.4 | And we have some whips in the facility right now. |
| 1:30.5 | Our car situation in this house is getting ridiculous. |
| 1:34.2 | It's great. |
| 1:35.1 | It's, we're taking over the street. |
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