Jeff Cesario - #1697-2

Tom Barnard Podcast

News, Comedy

4.6 • 637 Ratings

🗓️ 27 September 2019

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

15 years ago, people were making jokes about how bad autocorrect is. Today, it has somehow gotten no better. Kind of like comedy. That's one of many reasons we often compare Jeff to a cutting edge adaptive artificial intelligence programmer. At least erectile dysfunction technology is improving. At least that's what the unsolicited emails of unknown origin tell us.

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0:00.0	Welcome to the family with our very special guest, Jeff Cesario.
0:04.3	I'm eating already.
0:06.5	I did the intro.
0:07.2	This is what Italians do.
0:08.0	What's that, food?
0:08.8	Did you get decaf?
0:11.5	I got decaf.
0:13.1	My man assures me it's decaf.
0:16.0	Are you lying?
0:17.0	He's probably lying in the first show will go fantastic, and then at 1042 tonight, I'll fall asleep.
0:23.9	I can't breathe.
0:27.9	What did you do?
0:29.1	Was that decapped or caffeinated nine hours ago?
0:33.5	I'm 103.
0:34.6	It's still affecting me.
0:37.3	Anyway, Jeff's here. And. Brandon Simon. J.B. Andy's still affecting me. Anyway, Jeff's here.
0:38.9	And Brandon Simon.
0:40.1	J.B.
0:40.8	Andy Brad Bernard.
0:42.0	And Cassie Schrader.
0:43.1	We will kick things off right after this.
0:45.7	Packers' defense is going to come in later.
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