Hello, hello everyone. Today's episode is a Patreon episode about Jeff Bezos from a few months ago that I am releasing today as a public episode.

I had planned a lovely episode all about the TV show, You, which we will be doing later, probably next week or the week after, but I've been insanely sick this week. I actually think

somebody poisoned me or I was cursed because there's no way this is a viral infection, you know.

So anyway, I tried waiting until Sunday night to feel better enough to record this, but each time

I talk, I cough and then each time I cough, I end up vomiting, but each time I talk, I cough, and then each time I cough,

I end up vomiting, and then each time I vomit, I cry. So if I spoke for an hour, you would

witness all of that with me. So I'm also just not very entertaining right now. So I am leaving

that job to Shannon from July 25th,

2024 to entertain you instead as I am currently dying. And also such, such a bummer. I really

cannot stress how depressed I am right now. So anyway, please enjoy this episode. Also enjoy the use of your nostrils

and the air outside and how sometimes when you swallow it doesn't hurt and, you know,

wonderful things like that. So anyway, thank you to the patrons for letting me do this. I didn't ask you,

but I hope that you're okay with it and I will will see you guys next week, hopefully, for an episode.

Bye, guys.

Here we go.

Hello, hello to all of my flusies over here on Patreon.

Today we are doing an episode that I've had on the backlog for a long time,

and I'm so excited to do this.

Jeff Bezos, Amazon blind items, and

Lauren Sanchez. And I was kind of reinvigorated to do this because when I had Sophia Franklin

on Fluently Forward, we were chatting about Lauren Sanchez, right? Who, of course, is Jeff Bezos's

new fiancé, who has, you know, their relationship has a lot of drama

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