Jedi Minute 10: Worst Message Ever

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🗓️ 16 January 2015

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Artoo whistles, and a beam of light projects from his domed head, creating a hologram of LUKE on the floor. Guest commentator: Jordan White See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0	Welcome back to Star Wars Minute. It's our daily podcast where we analyze, scrutinize, and he's no
0:16.6	Jedi's. The Star Wars movies, one minute at a time. Today we're talking about minute 10 of Return of the Jedi.
0:25.0	I'm Pete the retailer from Nerd Geektor.
0:28.0	I'm Alex Robinson from comic book Alex.com.
0:30.0	And I'm Jordan D. White from Marvel Comics.
0:34.0	Thanks for coming with us on this journey all week.
0:37.0	It's been wonderful.
0:38.0	This journey to Jabba's Palace.
0:40.0	This journey to sell one of my favorite characters into slavery to a thug.
0:47.0	Oh good.
0:48.0	Well he already was technically in slavery so.
0:50.0	Well yes, no, the droids are he lives in slavery. The droids are terribly mistreated by everyone.
0:55.2	All right, well, have we discussed what this minute covers yet?
0:58.0	No, minute 10 goes from the beginning of Luke's message, Luke's holographic message to Java, and it ends with
1:06.1	Bibb Fortuna's one-star review of said message, where Bib is not impressed and does not it doesn't really think that early
1:16.2	internet troll in Fortuna weighing in worst message ever it's not as good as the one his sister did.
1:24.0	What?
1:26.0	Jabba's reaction when the hologram kicks open.
1:28.0	His eyes widen.
1:29.0	Well, obviously Jordan has cracked it for us.
1:31.0	We know he's totally baked but so all of a sudden
1:33.4	there's a holographic man there's like whoa. I was wondering does he recognize
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