JD is VP! | Nick Di Paolo Show #1598
The Nick DiPaolo Show
Acid Tongue Inc.
4.7 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 16 July 2024
⏱️ 24 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Summary
In this episode right leaning comedian Nick Di Paolo talks about the RNC, Tucker gets it, and more!
Like what you hear? Get TWICE as much "Nick Di Paolo Show", full episodes of Steven Crowder's "Louder with Crowder" show and more on Mug Club!
Sign up today to get all their content at https://Nickdip.com and use the promo code NICKDIP to get your first month FREE!
For Tour Dates, Merch, stand-up clips and more visit https://nickdip.com
Transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
| 0:00.0 | I'm going to go and The Freel... Oh, well, wow. The anti-Christist. You got me in a bandit kinda mood. |
| 0:41.0 | Hi kids, welcome to the show. The Dems have us in a banditic kind of mood. Hi kids, welcome to the show, the Dems have us in a vendetta kind of mood. |
| 0:47.0 | These fucking bottom teeth, they look like fucking J.D. Vance is when he was living in Appalachia. God fucking damn it! I had asthma as a kid folks, so I had |
| 0:58.9 | tetra cycling shots for about a year and they gray your teeth so they make them dink but now I have |
| 1:05.2 | coffee and a little bit of cigarette on top of that so I looked like I grew up in |
| 1:08.6 | Kentucky with a fucking single mother in a crackhead I'm not talking talking about J. Vats. He was obviously other |
| 1:15.9 | other whatever other white chit-hole. It's something you don't hear that often. |
| 1:22.0 | Anyhow good to be with... There's something you don't hear that often. |
| 1:22.6 | Anyhow, good to be with Dallas. |
| 1:25.2 | You know I made the other night, |
| 1:26.4 | I know you know, you're mill, although I'm guessing the food's |
| 1:29.2 | a lot better than military than it was when my dad was a Marine, |
| 1:31.7 | but shit on a shingle do they still do that well we did |
| 1:37.7 | see rations and then it turned into MREs oh yeah that's right yeah I had you know I |
| 1:42.0 | try the MRE they gave it to us over there |
| 1:44.2 | When I was with a USO did it clog you up it did I didn't shit till a Christmas after the year I went over there |
| 1:51.9 | And yeah folks it's just, well, we used to call it |
| 1:55.8 | gravy train is what we called it as a kid. |
| 1:58.6 | They used to serve it in school over mashed potatoes. |
| 2:01.1 | In the military, it's on toast. It used to be on toast that's why they called |
| 2:05.3 | it SOS shit on a shingle. That's my total knowledge of the military. That in |
| 2:11.1 | Goma pile reruns. It was so fucking good. Me and the wife, you |
... |
Please login to see the full transcript.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Acid Tongue Inc., and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of Acid Tongue Inc. and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.

