Jay Weingarten (Episode 264 UNLOCKED)

Office Hours Live with Tim Heidecker

Forever Dog

Comedy

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 23 November 2023

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

We've unlocked the vault to release the lost episode of Club Office Hours with millennial comic Jay Weingarten. Enjoy! This is a special episode of Office Hours with up-and-coming comedian Jay Weingarten that's so controversial we had to lock it behind the paywall so the woke mob doesn't come after us! Topics covered include: the importance of putting yourself out there, Tim's rant about millennial's perspective of the world, the fear of not being PC in comedy, why no one goes to the grocery store anymore, Jay's gift to Tim, how everyone is fake on social media, why dating is impossible now because of "Me Too," Jay's comedy background, and has technology become more harmful than helpful? Support the show and get tons of additional content with a FREE seven-day trial of Office Hours+ at patreon.com/officehourslive. Find everything Office Hours including the merch store at officialofficehours.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:09.0	We asked our new Chief Quality Officer Michael Buble what he thought.
0:13.0	Well I could have told you that.
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0:17.0	Put on a show this Christmas.
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0:27.0	independent tests from May 2023.
0:30.0	T'was a night in November at your pal's Christmas party, when an elf arrives.
0:38.0	Oh, with a toffee night latte!
0:40.0	Hey everyone, who wants a Starbucks?
0:43.0	Ooy! Same one for me!
0:46.0	Get the group together for Starbucks festive favorites.
0:50.0	It's IRL season.
0:51.0	At a Starbucks near you.
0:55.0	Ahem.
0:56.0	Subject of rate with tea while stocks faster.
0:59.0	Well the funny thing that I used to say, and we used to say is in the clubs a lot that what's the what is the comedian and a drug dealer have in common.
1:09.2	What's that? They both crack each other up. I said, you know, who's up, who's hot right now, who's coming up and so this, your name came up and we're happy to have you down here.
1:26.0	Do you, can I get you something to drink? Can I make you something?
1:29.0	This is tequila. This is... Yeah.
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