Jay Weingarten (Episode 264 UNLOCKED)

Office Hours Live with Tim Heidecker

Forever Dog

Comedy

4.7 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 23 November 2023

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

We've unlocked the vault to release the lost episode of Club Office Hours with millennial comic Jay Weingarten. Enjoy!

This is a special episode of Office Hours with up-and-coming comedian Jay Weingarten that's so controversial we had to lock it behind the paywall so the woke mob doesn't come after us! Topics covered include: the importance of putting yourself out there, Tim's rant about millennial's perspective of the world, the fear of not being PC in comedy, why no one goes to the grocery store anymore, Jay's gift to Tim, how everyone is fake on social media, why dating is impossible now because of "Me Too," Jay's comedy background, and has technology become more harmful than helpful?

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0:00.0	Well, the funny thing that I used to say, and we used to say it's in the clubs a lot,
0:03.2	that what's the, what is a comedian, what is it, what is a comedian and a drug dealer have in common?
0:09.2	What's that?
0:09.7	They both crack each other up.
0:14.0	I said, you know, who's up, who's hot right now, who's coming up?
0:19.4	And so this, your name came up up and we're happy to have you down here. Do you, uh, can I get you something to drink? Can I make you something? Uh, this is tequila. This is, this is, yeah, lago. I'll just drink with it. So you drink. Yes. You're not one of these pussies who doesn't, you can't have a drink.
0:40.4	That's correct.
0:41.0	Ice?
0:41.7	Oh, yeah, please.
0:43.0	A little lime?
0:44.6	Sure.
0:45.0	Yeah, whatever you recommend here, this is, I'm excited to be here.
0:49.5	Yeah, this is a good opportunity for me.
0:53.4	Well, listen, I mean, now a days's, when I was, you know, coming up, it was all about getting
0:59.2	on to certain talk shows that we won't mention.
1:02.1	But...
1:02.2	Why won't you mention?
1:03.9	Well, because it's all, uh, it's all a fucking joke.
1:09.2	It's all a rat race.
1:10.5	What I'm saying is, now a young guy like you... it's all a fucking joke. It's all a rat race.
1:18.0	What I'm saying is now a young guy like you needs to do this kind of shit.
1:33.1	Needs to do these kind of shows, this kind of loose format, because it's a lot easier to get a fucking vibe off of somebody here than if I, if then, you know, putting you up on a mic and having you do five minutes what you think is your best shit.
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