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The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

Jay Chandrasekhar | “Quasi”

The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

CBS

News, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, News Commentary, Tv & Film

4.41.6K Ratings

🗓️ 28 April 2023

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

Jay Chandrasekhar tells Stephen he couldn’t be happier to still be making movies with his friends and creative collaborators of three decades, who privately call themselves the House of Pain. Their latest film, “Quasi,” is available now on Hulu. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

It's the late show, Pancho with Stephen Corbin.

0:05.7

My next guest is a writer, director, and one-fifth

0:11.6

of the broken lizard comedy troupe behind Super Troopers

0:15.0

and Beer Fest.

0:16.3

He now stars in their new movie, Quasi.

0:20.1

Are we really doing this again in my country?

0:24.0

They're all my countries.

0:25.5

The only reason you're here is so you can hone in

0:27.6

on her coordination.

0:28.8

Because you don't have the sack to rule this country

0:30.8

without your new wife's big army.

0:32.8

Please, gentlemen, let's enjoy the feast.

0:34.8

Why don't you take your papal supremacy

0:37.8

and shove it on your funny thing hat?

0:39.8

I will not sit here unless you take posh shots at my hat.

0:42.8

Bring it on, bitch!

0:44.8

Did you hear the one about the peanuts

0:47.8

who were walking down the street?

0:48.8

Stand aside, Kusma!

0:49.8

Shut up!

0:50.8

Shut up!

0:52.8

Whoa!

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