Jason Sudeikis, Paul F. Tompkins & Sarah Vowell
Bullseye with Jesse Thorn
NPR
4.7 • 2.7K Ratings
🗓️ 23 February 2016
⏱️ 76 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Bullseye with Jesse Thorn is a production of MaximumFun.org and is distributed by NPR. |
| 0:13.4 | It's Bullseye. I'm Jesse Thorn. I guess Jason Cedacus wanted to be a professional basketball |
| 0:18.8 | player when he was a kid and was almost kind of sort of on his way to becoming one. A few |
| 0:25.5 | years later he wound up getting cast on Saturday Night Live. But between those ambitions he |
| 0:31.1 | dreamt of joining a different group. But I was also wanting to be a blue man at that |
| 0:35.4 | point. Like I was enamored with the show. Like somebody head was shaved. You know, like |
| 0:39.3 | I was like, you know, was that a requirement of the show? No, I just, you know, I just, |
| 0:45.0 | I think at that point I had a head short hair in my whole life through basketball and |
| 0:48.1 | I grew it out. This is just like Jason Schwartzman wearing a blue blazer to his rush for |
| 0:51.9 | audition. Just making a, you know, I was going to dress for the job you want, right? |
| 0:56.7 | It's Bullseye. |
| 0:58.5 | Coming up, I'll talk to aspiring blue man group member Jason Cedacus. He said his school |
| 1:09.9 | basketball coach could see his potential even back when he was a kid. And when I say see |
| 1:15.7 | his potential, I mean see that his potential lay somewhere other than basketball. You know, |
| 1:20.2 | you kind of knew that it wasn't going to last just because I didn't have the, it wasn't |
| 1:23.4 | where my love was. My love was sort of shifting. You would make fun of me because I found |
| 1:26.8 | speech and debate. Hey, how's that little acting thing going on? |
| 1:29.9 | Then later I'll talk to the comedian Paul F. Tomkins. His TV show No You Shut Up sees |
| 1:34.7 | him co-star and improvise with a cast of Jim Henson puppets. The difficulty in improvising |
| 1:41.8 | with puppets is that their eyes are not real. So you missed just a lot of the cues that |
| 1:48.4 | people will give you that indicate I'm going to jump in here or you can tell that I am |
| 1:53.4 | mad or you can tell that I'm happy or whatever. Plus the author Sarah Val tells us why she wishes |
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