Jason Manford With Steve Edge - 18/10/20

The Jason Manford Show

Absolute Radio

Comedy

4.8 • 947 Ratings

🗓️ 18 October 2020

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Comedian Daniel Sloss joins Jason and Steve to discuss stand-up comedy getting back to some sort of normality. Steve is still getting FIFA rage and Jason made his wife cry by giving his son a terrible hair cut.

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0:00.0	How exciting is it to play the British Heart Foundation's weekly flutter?
0:03.7	Kachin! Exciting enough to get your heart racing, just a little bit.
0:09.5	Like texting a mate, the same time they text you.
0:13.0	Like flipping pancakes with majestic grace,
0:16.0	or spotting that last parking space.
0:19.0	Yes!
0:20.0	With the added joy of knowing the money you donate
0:22.0	helps to fund life-saving research.
0:25.0	One pound to play, a thousand pounds to win every week.
0:28.0	Search British Heart Foundation weekly lottery.
0:31.0	See, it's a little bit exciting.
0:33.0	Gamble responsibly, over 18s only, T's and C's apply.
0:36.0	Please see our website for more details.
0:38.0	British Heart Foundation is a registered charity. Jason Manford.
0:44.3	Absolute Radio.
0:45.8	We're real music matters.
0:48.2	Good morning Jason Manford on absolute radio.
0:51.9	Steve Edges here. Morning. How do you like eggs in the morning? How do you like?
0:57.9	Poached? Yeah I'm a poached man. Yeah. Do you do yourself? No. No I can't do it myself. And in every way you can do it yourself? No, I can't do it myself and every way you can do it yourself like little bags or floating on cling film is it's cheating in it
1:09.0	Do you think so? Yeah, you need to be uttered whatever you do. What about a poach pan?
1:14.0	Poest egg pan?
1:15.0	What's that?
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