What up everybody?

What up everybody this is Jason Lee from Hollywood Unlocked uncensored

and Melissa Ford aka the Curve Queen.

What's up everybody's up? What's up?

And we're back with a brand new episode for all you motherfuckers who've been asking where we've been.

Uh-huh.

We've been all over the world except for Africa.

If you've been following my snaps and everything I was paying a big big to do about going to Africa.

I mean I made a production out of it and we'll get into some of the details but we didn't make it to the

motherland no we did not make it to the motherland and I got my braids redone just

for that now I know how extra gold clips in my hair now I know how it feels to

like think you're gonna get a

nut off but then not really to get it. I hate when that happens. That's never

happened to me. It happens to me when I'm drunk. Like when that doesn't

happen you like shut the fuck. When you're having sex and you're drunk I just can't get there. Yeah me too. I don't have drunk sex anymore. I've been sober now for a long time. It's been about 30 days.

That is not a long time. Well, it's a long time in my book.

No, sorry. My face still feels very fluffy by the way because oh damn I got crushed my eyes.

Did you wash up this morning?

I smell good and everything.

I took a great shower, but I guess I didn't clean my eyes out.

Yeah.

I barely went to sleep.

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