Jason Hates Everyone Under 27

VIEWS with David Dobrik & Jason Nash

VIEWS

Comedy

4.8 • 75.9K Ratings

🗓️ 16 August 2018

⏱️ 39 minutes

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On this week's show... The guys got kicked off a plane! Also, David made Jason get his nose pierced, and Jason goes on an all-time rant about David's generation. Welcome to VIEWS. the VIEWS tour is happening now! Get your tickets here. Check out Jason and David's vlogs, here: David's YouTube Channel Jason's YouTube Channel And buy merch HERE Special thanks to this week's sponsor, Vitamin Water. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	What's up guys welcome back to views.
0:02.2	My penis is small.
0:05.0	I know.
0:05.9	You know what?
0:06.7	I was thinking about that intro all week.
0:10.3	That's the wrench you wanted to come out with out of the gate.
0:12.6	Because I've been thinking people scroll through podcasts all the time.
0:15.2	Yeah.
0:16.0	And like music, when I scroll through music,
0:18.2	I listen to the first four seconds.
0:19.9	Right.
0:20.8	And that's all it's about for me.
0:22.1	So I tried, I tried to just capture the audience in three words.
0:26.5	My penis is small.
0:27.8	Yeah.
0:28.5	Yeah man.
0:29.4	I just wanted to talk to you about the first four words.
0:30.4	But yeah, it's like a hook.
0:32.0	And now people are going to stick through the entire 45 minute podcast.
0:35.1	Because they're going to be like, if he said that at the top of the podcast,
0:38.4	imagine what he's going to say midway through it.
0:41.6	It's going to be a fucking wild ride.
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