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The Harland Highway

7EQUIS

Comedy

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 28 October 2025

⏱️ 86 minutes

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0:00.0	But one time I met a guy, he had a penis and balls and a, and a vagina.
0:05.8	He had all of them.
0:07.5	Where did he keep them?
0:09.1	In there area.
0:10.6	So the vagina was beside the weiner?
0:13.9	No, it was under the balls.
0:15.1	Because that's a guy you can easily look him in the eye and say, go fuck yourself.
0:19.5	And he could.
0:37.5	Oh. look him in the eye and say go fuck yourself and he could we're all saying we're all singing in the cinnamon springtime puttime Put a chuckleberry muffin on your radio dial
0:40.5	There ain't nothing but smiles
0:42.2	On the hall in high highway
0:44.7	I don't want to hear from anyone
0:52.2	Me Lord
0:53.0	Ever
0:53.6	Well, you don't want to hear from anyone. Me, Lord. Ever.
0:57.2	Well, you don't want to hear from anyone ever?
0:57.9	Oh, really?
0:59.4	I mean... Are you an isolationist?
1:01.5	Is that one?
1:02.2	No.
1:03.7	I don't like people.
1:06.6	If my horse could call me, then yeah, I would like to receive a call from him. From your horse? Yeah. You have a horse. Yeah. Do you know what century we're in? Yeah. Most people have cars. I'm against his century. You're anti-centrist. I'm anti-centrist. Yeah. I'm anti-centurist. You're not? I've got a yak. That makes sense. You seem like a yak guy. I like to yak a lot. Yeah, that all adds up. Do you ever ride your yak or you just yak with it? I say what now, hey, hey, what now, hey what now? So you don't ride it, you just yak with it then. Did you say ride it? Yeah, write it.
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