If I have a green goo in my nose, have I asked you this? Yes or no?

No, this is good for couples. And then if I'm, if they're like, you're gonna, you're gonna die if you if your friend David Soe doesn't suck it out with his bare mouth. If the doctor was like, listen, if you push the bugger in deeper, he'll die faster. Guess what I'm choosing? You're blowing in my nose.

I'm blowing in your nose

to make it go as fast to your brain as possible.

It's like, please, end his life now.

And what's up, everybody? the booger in deeper, he'll die faster. Guess what I'm choosing? You're blowing in my nose. I'm blowing in your nose to make it go as fast to your brain as possible.

It's like, please, end his life now.

And what's up, everybody?

Welcome to another episode of the Genius Brain podcast. Here is this fucking idiot right here. Why do you guys clean your eyes like this? Let me tell you something. For the past two weeks, I've been so excited to have Jason on this podcast because he, because are you fat or no?

What the fuck, man?

We just. For the past two weeks, I've been so excited to have Jason on this podcast because he, because

Are you fat or no?

What the fuck, man?

We just started. I was going to say something nice about you. Oh, sorry. Yeah, let me start over. Sorry, man. Five, four, three, two, one, not actually start over. I'm just going to start over as in the sense of me just freshly. Five, four, three, two, one. Welcome to a Genius Brain podcast.

This is Jason Cheney.

So years ago when I met Jason, right, he went to a therapy session and his therapist said like, oh, you might be autistic. And I was like, man, it's probably not true. It's probably a joke. It turns out he is re-hearted. And I just- You said you're going to say a nice thing. I am. I'm trying to set it. Let me set it up. Oh, okay. So if you guys ever feel like Jason is an idiot, it's true.

Forgive him.

Amen. So let's start this podcast for- Wait, what are you talking about? You said you're going to say a nice thing, man. I just did. I said that you are actually slightly in the spectrum of re-xedation, and people should treat you as such and not expect anything out of you. Isn't that nice? I was really trying to find like the nice things in there. We're in Sacramento. Okay. It's 1 a.m. We're in downtown Sacramento, right? It is dangerous out here. People get stabbed. They get shot up or whatever whatnot. We're getting a slice of pizza.

There is this man who approaches us. A nice man. A nice, sweet, sweet drunk man.

Not that drunk. With his child that's clearly sleepy, yawning. Okay. Right? Yeah. Dangerous.

He comes and tries to steal a pizza that's not there. He did. He did that. He that. He went like this to one of our friends. And I went, ah, thanks, man. Who was that all right, bro? Jason thinks that I'm trying to have, no, hold on a second. Jason thinks that I'm trying to have a fun conversation with him. I'm going to tell my story after yours. You have no story because you're an idiot. And so I go, okay, I say, I'm like, all right, bro, have a good one. But I'm like trying to end the conversation.

And Jason goes like, it's fun time now. In the hood of Sacramento. It wasn't the hood. It was like a really nitrogenified beautiful area. Absolutely fucking not. There is like white people with nose rings. This man comes up. He's like, dude, I'm a singer. And you're like, oh, you want to sing?

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