Jason Alexander’s Christmas Surprise: Two Jokes and a Dose of Truth

Independent Americans with Paul Rieckhoff

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4.6 • 907 Ratings

🗓️ 25 December 2025

⏱️ 3 minutes

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In this special holiday "stocking stuffer" episode, the legendary Jason Alexander (Seinfeld, Pretty Woman) joins Paul Rieckhoff to deliver a unique Christmas gift to the Independent Americans community. Moving from a classic "you weren't there" military jab to a sharp, sophisticated joke about the perils of radical honesty in the corporate world, Alexander brings the perfect blend of humor and edge to the season.

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0:05.5	Hey, everybody. Merry Christmas. We've got a special Christmas surprise for you. Late
0:23.5	Festivist, early, happy new year, late Hanukkah. Jason Alexander, can you please give us a
0:28.6	holiday present? Can you tell us a joke? I'm going to give you two. One's very short,
0:33.1	and it's really just for you. And then the other one is interesting. So you may know this one.
0:38.3	I'm going to make it about IAVA veterans, but it could be any veterans.
0:42.3	How many IAVA veterans does it take to screw in a light bulb, Paul?
0:47.3	How many, Jason?
0:48.3	You don't know because you weren't there, man.
0:52.3	I love that. I love that. I love that. You know what the joke was for years at IA? You know what IBA stands for? Oh, I know what it really stands for. What is it in the joke world? I am very angry. Yeah, exactly. With a good reason. We have good reason.
1:11.7	All right, you get two?
1:14.1	Here's the longer, more sophisticated job.
1:14.4	Okay.
1:15.6	Okay.
1:17.6	Guy goes for a job interview.
1:23.2	The job interview goes great, and they're just wrapping it up, and the CEO of the company goes, you know, Paul, I've really enjoyed this conversation.
1:26.3	You are just a tremendous guy.
1:28.9	You're so right.
1:30.6	Your background, your education is perfect for this job.
1:35.6	I could see you fitting into this company beautifully.
1:38.5	Attitude is great.
1:39.6	I just, I've actually enjoyed this and your attributes.
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