JARED FREID attempts to figure out LOVE but gets so tired that he needs to take at least three naps!

The Harland Highway

7EQUIS

Comedy

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 5 August 2025

⏱️ 72 minutes

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0:00.0	Do you like the term anus?
0:01.0	Not really.
0:02.0	What would you prefer?
0:04.0	Anus.
0:05.0	A noose.
0:06.0	Or Kalimari Ring?
0:08.0	Or Shares Harry Cave of Love?
0:11.0	Okay.
0:12.0	Or...
0:13.0	Fart maker?
0:14.0	Fart maker or black-eyed cyclops or panda punch.
0:18.0	Holland, holland holland holland holland holland hollah! Holland's Highway Holland Holland Highway
0:21.6	Holland Holland Highway
0:22.6	Holland Holland Highway
0:25.6	It's Hollins Howway
0:27.6	It's Hollins Highway
0:29.6	Hauling Highway
0:30.6	Hauling's Highway
0:32.6	Oh
0:33.6	Holland's highway
0:35.6	Holland's highway Oh
0:38.3	Holland highway
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