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Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Janet Varney Has Never Seen Apocalypse Now

Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Kyle Ayers

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.7687 Ratings

🗓️ 1 May 2024

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Janet Varney (JV Club Pod, The Legend of Korra) has never seen Apocalypse Now, but she rewrote it! The level of detail in the script may be unmatched in podcast history. Did she nail it? She and host Kyle Ayers are joined by Todd Sklar! Come see Kyle on the road kyleayers.com/shows Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

In a world where every conversation is about what movie or TV show you've just seen, this is never seen it.

0:12.1

Comedians rewriting famous movies and TV shows they've never seen.

0:18.6

Hey everybody, this has Never Seen It. I'm your host, Kyle Ayers. This is the podcast where

0:22.6

comedians rewrite famous movies and TV shows they've never seen. Today, joining us, Janet Varney is here.

0:29.9

Incredibly funny. Janet, you may know from the JV Club. She's played the character of Cora in

0:35.2

The Legend of Cora on Nick Lode. She's just so great.

0:38.8

Janet has never seen Apocalypse now, but she rewrote it and we read her script.

0:44.9

This wonderful, this script is in depth, I would say, is the, I mean, it's like some absolutely

0:52.5

out of control exposition in the best way. In the funniest

0:57.2

way, we have a really good time. Todd Scler joins us as well. You're going to love this episode.

1:03.0

We hang out, we talk for a while, and we get into Janet's script where she rewrites Apocalypse

1:06.9

now. I think you're going to love it. I want to let you guys know. If you don't, I'm taking

1:12.8

my show hard to say out on the road. So I got some dates in Seattle, Portland, Eureka, California,

1:20.4

and Oakland, California right now coming up here in May. Please come out to those if you can.

1:26.3

Kyleair's.com slash shows you know it's against

1:29.5

seattle portland eureka california oakland california it's going to be really fun i'm hoping

1:34.8

folks come out i've had a wonderful time doing the show if you came out in san diego last week thank

1:39.4

you i met some podcast fans out there and that that was so fun. That show was incredible.

1:44.7

I had a really fun time.

1:45.7

There were a ton of people.

1:47.0

It was, like, a special, cool thing.

1:49.2

San Diego was super cool.

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