Jamie Carragher, Harriet Kemsley, and The Booze Agents #508

The Chris Moyles Show on Radio X Podcast

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Comedy

4.8 • 5.8K Ratings

🗓️ 15 August 2025

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

See you at the bungalow, Captain!

Welcome back to the Chris Moyles Show on Radio X Podcast.

Ahead of the Premier League starting back up again, Jamie Carragher joined the team to talk about his predictions for the season. With Leeds being promoted into the league, and Liverpool reigning champions, Chris and Dom had quite a few questions for him!

Harriet Kemsley was the latest comedian to come on the show and share her advice for Dom, whose performance at the Rode Comedy Festival grows worryingly closer by the week. She told Dom that one of the best ways to prepare for a comedy gig is to write material. This may sound obvious, but then again this is Dom we’re talking about.

Instead of ‘who are you?’, this week we asked our mystery guest ‘what are you doing?’. Quite cruelly, Dom was the only one in the studio who didn’t know, which made for some fun (awkward) listening.

Also this week, we were introduced to Captain’s girlfriend, who turned out to be a little bit older than we were expecting… Plus, Dom explained how he stays cool at home with the help of a woman named Janine!

Oh, you’re still reading? Erm… ok… here’s some other stuff that’s in the podcast this week:

Chris’ farts have moved
Dom is confronted about his weather forecasting skills
Necker Island is off the cards

Enjoy!

The Chris Moyles Show on Radio X

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Keisha has finally made a dish her kids approve of.
0:03.1	But it's something she did for another family that will be the biggest win of the day.
0:08.7	Living with sickle cell is hard. Even simple chores can be extremely difficult.
0:13.1	I've never met Keisha, but thanks to giving types like her, I can now live a life with my family.
0:19.2	More blood donors of black heritage are needed to treat people with sickle cell.
0:23.1	By giving blood, you can be there for someone without being there.
0:26.3	Save up to three lives in one hour.
0:28.2	Book now at blood.com.
0:29.5	UK.
0:31.2	Hi, Dom.
0:32.5	All right.
0:33.4	Captain.
0:34.8	Hello.
0:35.7	James.
0:36.6	Hello.
0:54.2	Hello. Oh Hello Hello Lionel Hello Lionel Rich Tea Yes Hello Hello Hello Lionel Rich Tea That's a nice character Are we on now Yeah we are Oh yeah This can't be That's a weak start That's a weak start. Yeah. Moyham's like, this is just like the preamble before the jingle kicks in. Before the amble. But, yeah, I'm a bit tired. Yeah, man. But I'm in a great mood. You should be. I am. You go on a holiday scene? I'm two weeks away from your face. I'm two weeks away from the studio. That's what you meant to say, you're off. And your faces. So there you go.
0:54.7	Kutcher, were you sleep?
0:55.6	Oh, you wait.
0:56.5	Drink the beer?
0:57.5	Yeah. I'm two weeks away from the studio. That's what you meant to say, you're off. And your faces. So there you go.
1:11.5	Catch up where you sleep.
1:12.3	Oh, you wait.
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