You know, my name is Jack Lay.

And I'm here for one reason and one reason only to show you how to feel better and look better.

So you...

...so you... The

The I'm gonna The Something sweet, something breakfast anytime, is it a thought.

I'm not going to have the...

Oh, hi, folks. Welcome to the diner. I'm Jim's Lylex. I am. I was last week. I will be next week

as well. And I will be at the diner then, as before. The old diner out on old, I weigh 23,

about 13 and a half minutes from wherever you happen to be at the moment. And if you're hungry,

and like me, considering breakfast at an unbreakfasty time of the day,

you know, it's got an appeal.

Why not have eggs and hash browns in the middle of the afternoon?

I'm looking at the menu here in the pancakes.

Pancakes.

I don't know anybody who actually works their way through a full load of pancakes, because

by the edges are great, but by the time you get to that big sodden middle, it's like

eating a pillow that's been saturated in Mrs. Butterworth's.

No, that's where you go for your silver dollars.

I don't know who invented those, but it's a brilliant idea, really, because you avoid the whole problem of the saturated, soggy, sati, satiated middle of the pancake.

There's almost no middle to a silver dollar.

The problem is, I have an allergic reaction, and allergic reaction to the word silver.

And it's not because I want to reiterate and rehash the bimetal debates the previous century.

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