James Austin Johnson Has Never Seen Mr. Robot

Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Starburns Audio

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.6 • 677 Ratings

🗓️ 24 June 2021

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

James Austin Johnson (henceforth JAJ) has never seen Mr. Robot, but he rewrote it and we read his script. Kyle is joined by comedian, impressionist extraordinaire, and great guy JAJ to take on James' take on Mr. Robot. They are joined by Sam Wiles, and we read James' script, talk a lot of comedy, TV, movies, and more vague things like those three I just typed out. Please find the show online at neverseenitshow on instagram and twitter! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:37.7	and results in a person ordering a Big Mac without even having to think.
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0:50.6	In a world where every conversation is about what movie or TV show you've just seen
0:58.3	this is never seen it comedians rewriting famous movies and TV shows they've never seen
1:08.1	hey everybody uh this is never seen. Hey, everybody.
1:12.1	This is Never Seen.
1:13.1	I'm your host, Kyle Ayers.
1:14.6	On today's episode, the incredibly funny, wildly talented James Austin Johnson has never
1:21.0	seen Mr. Robot, but he rewrites it and we read his script.
1:26.3	It's so fun to have James on here.
1:28.2	He's hilarious.
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