So I'm not gonna lie here, John.

I'm a responsible podcaster.

You know me, I'm a responsible person.

I received a lot of criticism and backlash

for a political statement and the apples are trash

and that they're overrated.

So naturally this morning I got a few apples

and I bid into a honey crisp.

I did not get the hype.

I bid into a gala though, fresh out of the fridge.

And I said, we got something here.

I'm okay with the gala.

Now the green apple, you called me,

you get on the pod, you're munching on one of those green apples.

I got it right here in my hand.

I could take a delicious bite like people hear it.

I mean, it's an appealing sound.

That's disgusting.

So I've been up here in Montana.

I don't know if I ever want to leave.

I feel like this every time I come up here,

but I got my tree dashers with me from all birds.

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