Reveli, Revily, Donks.

Look at us now, tip to tip.

This is our life, this is our passion.

That's the spirit we bring to this show. I'm Luke Thomas. I'm Brian Campbell. This is morning combat.

It is December 16th, 2020.

And it is time, Donks, for Morning Combat.

Hi everyone, my name is Luke Thomas.

I'm one half of your hosting duo.

I'm joined by the gentleman, not merely on the other side of the screen but the other side of the world the other side of the planet

All the way out there on the left coast some say the best coast he's my friend in yours

He's probably got bedbugs up the wazoo from the roach

motels he's been staying in, but you know what we love him just the same.

We'll fumigate him and hose him off when he gets back. It's Brian Campbell.

Hi Brian. Luke, I was asked not to comment negatively about this place but this is my breakfast for today. Okay, so

You do the math here brother. All right, I'm here, I'm ready. I'm a little groggy and

cantankerous, but it was Luke the great Danish poet, Cal Matissen, who once said,

when you wake up, it's life that has won a fist fight with your dreams

I'm shitting blood while eating bacon so reality wins or so it seems, Luke, okay?

For a second there, I was like, wow, is there a poet that I'm not aware of that B.C. really responds to?

And then it's you just repeating the random utterances of a man who's probably got two

dolls of us in his attic that he was pinning.

Put the lotion in the basket already so we can live please.

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