Jacqueline's Used Draws

Roy's Job Fair

Comedy Central

Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 816 Ratings

🗓️ 21 July 2021

⏱️ 70 minutes

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A favorite guest returns to detail their stint as a women's oil-wrestler in the '80s, and educates the team about a lesser-known measurement for cocaine. Jacqueline learns of the trade of selling used panties - will she enter the marketplace? @Rod4Short celebrates 14-year-old spelling bee champion Zaila Avant-Garde, and reveals that he is actually a salty three-time champ himself. The cutest Home Depot employee ever has four legs. And remember that time the Russians hired a black woman journalist to help throw the 2016 election? There’s international intrigue in our ‘Scam of the Week!’

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0:00.0	As a kid growing up in Chicago, there was one horror movie I was too scared to watch.
0:04.8	It was called Candyman. It was about this supernatural killer who'd attack his victims if they
0:09.5	said his name five times into a bathroom mirror. But did you know that the movie Candyman
0:13.9	was partly inspired by an actual murder? I was struck by both how spooky it was, but also how outrageous it was.
0:22.9	Listen to Candyman, the true story behind the bathroom mirror murder, starting October 3rd,
0:27.7	wherever you get your podcasts.
0:30.7	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:33.9	Now hiring.
0:37.1	Harvard University is going to be hiring somebody for their law and divinity schools,
0:42.2	as well as its Department of African American Studies.
0:47.3	After Cornell West resigned, after being denied tenure.
0:54.7	Cornell West is part in ways with the university
0:57.6	in a resignation letter that he shared on social media citing,
1:03.5	and I quote,
1:04.8	superficial diversity and political prejudices.
1:09.5	Hmm.
1:10.0	Hmm.
1:12.2	Not prejudices, Hmm. Hmm. Not prejudices, though.
1:14.8	Multiple prejudices.
1:16.6	So I guess he's just too woke for them and they go, we don't.
1:19.6	Not to be fair, Harvard offered his ass another 10 years of employment.
1:23.5	He said, no, I want 10 years.
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