This is Doug Loves Minis.

Hey, hey, hey, short rounds.

My name is Doug, and this is Doug Loves Minis, the show that loves eggs but hates eggnog,

coming to you from Los Angeles on Monday, December 8th, but you might not hear this until Tuesday, December 9, or even later.

I had a simply wonderful and dabbed out time recording Douglas movies at Helium Comedy Club.

It's a gas in Portland, Oregon, which should be available.

It is available for your ear holes now.

And this morning I had a great time on AM Northwest, going head to head with D.C. Pearson

in the trivia challenge and getting to hold a chinchilla.

And a rat that I believed was named Edmund.

I'll be back for more Portlandish antics, March 22nd, 7th and 28th of next year.

I'm very excited for tomorrow night's first ever eight crazy guests of Hanukkah,

the Nightmare Before Christmas edition of Douglas Movies at UCB at 7 o'clock. It's free to get in,

and we'll feature eight of the wackiest guests we've ever had on the show, so come on down.

Might be a couple of guests we've never had on the show now that I mention it.

Wednesday, getting Doug with High is back at 415 Pacific Standard Time on my YouTube channel,

YouTube.com slash Doug Benson with a guest you've heard me apologize to a lot if you're a regular Doug Loves Movies listener.

Schedule permitting.

And Thursday night, I returned to at midnight on Comedy Central.

I'm hungry for points.

Last Thursday, I did a stand-up show at the Comedy Club in Jacksonville, Florida,

and there weren't too many name tags in the crowd.

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