Jackie Schimmel | From Fake Diplomas to the Rise of The Bitch Bible Podcast

Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe

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Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy, Talk Radio

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🗓️ 30 July 2024

⏱️ 54 minutes

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#758. Join Kaitlyn Bristowe as she chats with the irreverent and hilarious Jackie Schimmel, host of "The Bitch Bible" podcast. In this laugh-out-loud episode, Jackie shares her wild career path, from faking a diploma with Microsoft Paint to becoming an infamous receptionist who just couldn't get fired. Hear about her early days of blogging, learning to code, and eventually turning her aggressive public diary into a top comedy podcast! Jackie reveals her unapologetic take on motherhood, her infamous pop culture hot takes, and the unexpected twists and turns of her life. Don’t miss this rollercoaster of an episode filled with sharp wit, candid confessions, and plenty of laughs! If you’re LOVING this podcast, please follow and leave a rating and review below! PLUS, FOLLOW OUR PODCAST INSTAGRAM HERE! EPISODE HIGHLIGHTS: (8:03) - The story behind Jackie’s fake diploma and her attempt to get fired from her receptionist job. (11:52) - How Jackie started her blog, "The Bitch Bible” (22:25) - Jackie opens up about her journey of motherhood. (38:51) - A tale about her neighbor's missing arm during COVID that turned into a murder mystery in her house. Thank you to our Sponsors! Check out these deals! BOLL & BRANCH: Get 15% off plus free shipping on your first set of sheets when you use promo code Vine15 at BollAndBranch.com. Progressive: Quote at Progressive.com to join the over 28 million drivers who trust Progressive.

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0:00.0	This episode of Offa Vine is brought to you by Boland Branch.
0:03.0	Get 15% off plus free shipping on your first set of sheets when you use promo code Vine 15 at
0:08.5	Bolandbranch.com and progressive. Quote at progressive com to join the over 28 million drivers who trust
0:14.2	Progressive.
0:16.5	Off the file.
0:27.0	All right you guys today. I have Jackie Schimmel on the podcast. Sometimes I am fast friends with people. She is one of them. I giggled the whole time. She
0:31.2	should be a stand-up comedian if she's not already, but she is known as
0:34.8	the bitch Bible on her podcast, social media. She dropped out of college and made a real cool
0:40.3	life for herself to be honest with you. She's so funny she's so self
0:43.8	deprecating which I love in a human being and now she has a top
0:46.8	podcast and we get to just hang for the next 45 minutes. I loved every
0:50.2	second event and I know you guys will too. You're like a self-proclaimed, what do you call yourself?
0:55.6	As-star?
0:56.4	Oh, As-I'm.
0:59.7	That works too.
1:00.8	I wrote a bio like in 2014 that has been haunting me ever since is that what it's from a
1:06.0	hundred percent oh my gosh
1:07.7	self-proclaimed asshole is there anything more embarrassing than writing your
1:10.0	own bio by the way I need to update that I need AI to like yeah but then I get
1:14.0	embarrassed because it always seems like I'm like bragging about myself like I've
1:18.2	hate seeing a bio in general yeah no they're all embarrassing but more embarrassing when you write them yourselves.
1:24.3	I will be rewriting mine this evening.
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