And now live from the pod cabin in Burbank, California, it's Thursday on the

Alessandro's in his unibest friend show. Tonight, Alessandro opens a guest. She's a

comedian and host of the podcast Can I Pet Your Dog? Which if we're being

honest, you probably need me to call Can You Pet My Dog? It's Renee Colvert and

she's a comedian. He's been named female human with the most delicious hair by

Urban Goat magazine. It's Jackie Johnson. This goat Tony is here to trade his

extra hydroflask for your Costco party pack of 50 assorted scrunchies. I'm

100 Daniel St. Hopper, both love by sale and your best friend, Alessandro's in.

Hello, my little tortilla chips that are too big for the jar. It's me, Allison.

Welcome to another exciting Thursday show. That carbohydrates was sent in on

Patreon by Sandra Lugo. And of course, that is a reference to something that

really, really pissed off Daniel so much that he had to write an open letter.

It was very funny. The tortilla chips that are too big for the job.

Well, you know, the tortilla chip industry and the salsa industry need to come get

together. We need to have a summit because they're not on the same page.

Tortilla chips don't fit in the jar. Yeah. Well, then also to maybe they're too

deep. Maybe make it wider. Oh, yeah. It should be like a salsa bowl with a screw on

lid. I got suckered in because select brand at pavilions had a giant size of

like their mango salsa with the extra large chip size opening. And I was like a

sucker because of course, but not thinking, but yeah, you can get it in but halfway

through the salsa. Now it's the same problem where you're dipping your fucking hand

and you've got salsa hands. Why don't you just get a bowl? Don't start.

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