Jackie Johnson's Wedding Dilemma, Helen Hong's Prank Calls, A Passive-Aggressive Candle!

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.5 • 6.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 January 2021

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

Helen Hong is back and her fingers are itching to dial some numbers! Also, she recently lost her sweet dog in the mountains for hours and it was scary! Plus there's a mouse in her house and it might be a Penelope or it might be a Belinda or it might be gender neutral. Jackie Johnson is here and she's in the midst of a tough decision. Tougher even than discerning the mouse's name! Also she's appropriately misted and scented for the occasion and we try to guess the notes in her favorite candle. I might have stumbled upon a great dream tweet and Daniel nearly killed me while singing a song from Frozen 2. And we remember Neil Mahoney.

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0:00.0	And now, live from my Salation Station in Burbank, California, it's the Plague Week 44 of the
0:07.8	Allison Rosen is Unibest Friend Show.
0:10.2	Tonight, Allison welcomes a guest.
0:12.0	She's a comedian, actress, podcaster, and identifier of Squirrel Poop.
0:15.7	It's Jackie Johnson.
0:17.2	And she's a comedian, actress, podcaster, and your new best-loved friend, it's Helen
0:22.2	Hogue.
0:23.2	Tone Zone is here to storm our nation's capital, a demand that Kim Ketraul be part of the
0:26.6	new sex of the city, reboot.
0:27.6	And as a Daniel St. Hopper, I'm Lord Love Bus, and say hello to your new best friend,
0:31.6	Allison Rosen.
0:32.6	Hello my little chinchins, welcome to another exciting episode of Allison Rosen is your
1:02.4	new best friend, that particular carbohydrate was sent in on Patreon by Tim Fadooba.
1:11.1	I might, there's a G in there.
1:14.1	It's like Fadooba, Fadooba, Fadooba, but I've decided it's silent Fadooba.
1:19.3	I might be saying it wrong, but anyway, he says that is a West African snack, and I looked
1:24.3	it up, and it's like these little dough, fried dough squares that have nutmeg in them, and
1:29.9	they look so delicious, and I need to get them.
1:32.4	So not only on Patreon, can you submit a carbohydrate that I will then call you, but you get a bonus
1:38.2	episode every week, or almost every week, you get access to Zoom parties.
1:43.4	You can see this very video, you can see a certain guest who I will introduce in just a
1:48.3	moment, spritz herself with something, and then show it off some candles.
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