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Linoleum Knife

Alonso Duralde

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4.8 • 646 Ratings

🗓️ 19 January 2014

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Dave and Alonso recorded an episode before Alonso left for Sundance because math is hard, apparently. Subscribe for free (and review us) at iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, you're the national gallery, you're double salary, you're cellophane.

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0:00.0	Lenoyneyeam Knife.
0:18.0	Hello. It is Lenolium knife.
0:21.8	Hello.
0:24.1	It is linoleum knife.
0:26.9	Sometimes I don't like you at all.
0:27.3	Look.
0:32.1	First of all, we need to explain why you're still here.
0:33.1	Yes, yes.
0:34.5	Why don't you explain that?
0:35.8	I'm a failure.
0:38.5	I fail.
0:43.3	I fail at many, many things again and again.
0:57.0	I mostly fail when it comes to anything that isn't about putting two pieces of food together in a bowl and mixing them together to make you a delicious dinner.
1:02.0	We're going to play that card now.
1:03.0	Uh-huh.
1:06.0	And one of the things that I am most of failure at is putting wires into their sockets.
1:14.7	Why don't you have your headphones on?
1:16.3	That's a very good question.
1:17.8	I don't know why I don't have my headphones on.
1:19.7	Perhaps because I'm not yet prepared for this podcast.
1:22.0	Because you're being super loud and I don't think you know you're doing it.
1:25.0	I do not know that I'm doing it.
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