This is the BBC.

I am Graham Norton, and welcome.

This is my podcast from BBC Radio 2 show.

Maybe my BBC Radio 2 show?

I don't.

I mean, there are words available.

Let's use some of them.

In this edition, there's my guest of the week,

the literary legend that is J.K. Rowland. No, edition, there's my guest of the week, the literary legend that is

J.K. Rowland. No, seriously, talk to her. Yes, I am impressed. There's also Grill Graham. Today's

can be summed up with the words, a train lover who's lost his drive. And a light-fingered fella. Enjoy.

Graham Lawton.

Maria McGarling is here.

Oh, I have to just say, very quick, thank you.

I got on the train the other day.

He hurtled myself onto a train to London.

Didn't get a ticket, but you could get them on the train,

but that's not advisable, apparently.

Anyway, I forgot my, no, you know, they find.

We're not experts. They find you. They find you. Anyway, listen, then I had no purse and I didn't know what to do and I was trying to explain to the...

How you get through the days. I know. I know. It worries me as much as it worries you, but not really not worrying you. Anyway, lovely actress Eve Ferret happened to be sitting behind me and said... Eve Ferret. Yes, do you remember Eve Ferret?

No.

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