Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.

I'm Guest Baylev-Matti Belmonti from 939 The River, W-R-S-I, in North Hampton.

This week, Jacuzzi.

Corbin brings the case against his brother Chaz.

Chaz thinks their parents should install a pool at the family homestead.

Corbin thinks the idea of a pool is not cool.

He says a pool would be impractical and a safety hazard.

Chaz be allowed to petition for the pool or should Corbin poo-poo the ool?

Notice there's no P in it because the P stands for perjury.

Only one man can decide.

Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the court.

A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a judge.

So I tell him I'm a pro-judge, and who do you think they give me?

The Dalai Lama himself, 12th son of the Lama, pulling robes, the grace, bald, striking,

So I'm on the first tee with him, and I give him the driver.

He calls off Wax-1, big hitter, Lama.

Long into a 10,000-foot crevasse right at the base of this glacier.

You know what the Lama says?

Gunga-galunga.

Gunga-galunga.

So we finish the 18th, and he's going to stiff me, and I say, hey, Lama, hey,

have a little something, you know, for the effort, you know?

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