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🗓️ 22 April 2021
⏱️ 23 minutes
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0:00.0 | For the longest time, all I could think about was how lonely I am. |
0:06.4 | Every morning started with the soft rumbles of whatever audiobook I decided to put on |
0:10.4 | to help me sleep. |
0:12.2 | My job, being work from home, ensured that I could work from bed if I was ever tired. |
0:17.9 | Even though I knew it was terrible for my back, I made that luxury the status quo. |
0:23.6 | I barely ever got up. |
0:25.3 | I didn't eat much, and on a long enough time scale, showers became a distant memory. |
0:31.0 | For the longest time, all I could think about was how lonely I was. |
0:36.6 | But I don't anymore. |
0:38.7 | Now all I think about are the spiders. |
0:44.3 | They say that Jesus' biggest miracle was having 12 close friends in his thirties. |
0:49.8 | Even though I was 29, the sentiment echoed through my head on a regular basis. |
0:55.0 | In an effort to pay rent after a round of layoffs at the bar where I worked, I picked up |
0:58.9 | a job managing the social media presence for a big clothing brand. |
1:03.2 | You've probably wore them at some point of your life, and chances are that the Instagram |
1:07.0 | and Facebook posts that I curated for them have slid across your news feeds once or twice |
1:11.1 | over the past year. |
1:13.2 | You probably didn't think about those posts too hard. |
1:16.4 | Neither did I. |
1:18.6 | I stayed in touch with some of my old co-workers from Power Glounge. |
1:22.6 | For a couple of weeks, we had a lively group chat where we reminisced about how trashy |
1:26.6 | the lounge was. |
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