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Football Ramble
Stak Production
4.6 • 9.3K Ratings
🗓️ 23 August 2015
⏱️ 55 minutes
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The Football Ramble, the original and best football podcast. Brand new podcasts every single weekday throughout the Premier League season and every day throughout the 2026 FIFA World Cup.
No cliches. No ex-pros like Peter Crouch or The Rest is Football. Just the funniest football conversation out there. Your guardian for the season, daily not weekly. Stick to the Ramble, totally.
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| 0:00.0 | Music |
| 0:26.0 | They can't detain us because wings are made to fly ladies and gentlemen |
| 0:29.8 | Welcome to the football ramble. My name is Marcus Speller and we've got Jim Campbell here. Hello look more all right and everyone's favorite Pete Donaldson back again a lot. Yes. I don't actually agree with that. No. Okay. I'm talking on behalf of the people not the elite. The housewives. |
| 0:47.8 | The silent majority. Now fans across the country reportedly booed the water breaks taken on the weekend due to the 30 degrees hot weather. Stop there. |
| 0:57.8 | What what are they doing? It's ridiculous. This happened everywhere. It's sounding. I saw Neil McCann on Sky Sports earlier. Essentially really running with this one. Yeah. He was talking about all sorts of tactical conspiracy. The thing is if you're under the cost and you're on the rack and all these other type of clichés and all of a sudden it's the water break. You can change your formation around stuff. It's like you can tell about half time. Nothing. You can tell about throwing Neil Neil just calm down. People are hot. They're hot and bothered. They're tired. They swear to you. They want to drink. Let him. |
| 1:27.8 | Drink. Yeah. How long does it take? Yeah. How long does it take for this water break to happen? Because I think I missed it in the Manchester United. You cast on much. Maybe they didn't have one. I don't have a have one. That was earlier in the day. Right. For the sun had really got its teeth into the British Isles. It's sunny teeth. It's flaming teeth. Baby from the Teletubbies teeth. What the real question should be? I don't know. It isn't. Is why does Neil McCann hate water so much? Neil McCount. Yeah. Why is Neil McCount talking on Premier League issue? Do you know he does Scotland? |
| 1:57.8 | Yeah. He's true. He's less. He's less than most people. I think what's happened is Neil McCount's realised that the Gorgies have sown the league up. He thought there's nothing of interest up in Premier League. Wow. I'm going to commence that because it was a front wing. I was worried that we would get Gorgie boys mentioned in this week. So I thought I'd get it in there. Don't you worry? Many fans moaned about the water breaks as just previously discussed because they probably think it's unnecessary and an interruption and a load of all nonsense. Well, if you could introduce an unnecessary rule into |
| 2:27.8 | football team and an unnecessary practice, what would it be? I like this question. What I would have would be well done. So I think a politician says before he just fellibusters for the next. Let me tell you half an hour. Mark, as if you were asking me. Yeah. Well, what I would have is that the captain of the losing team should have to do a traffic update over the key assistant at the end of the match. |
| 2:57.8 | Right. Yeah, technically it's utterly pointless. But could you imagine like you won Neil down, you're under the coach, five minutes to go, the captain starts thinking, it's going to be really embarrassing. I hate this. Why do they make us do that? I hate this so much. It's just going to give them that little extra bit of verb, isn't it? A little bit of a vim that you might need to, you know, get a goal back or maybe you can get to back. So you don't have to do that bloody stupid traffic update announcement after the game. And it would put more pressure on the captain. You would actually need to think about your captain. You're appointed. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. |
| 3:27.8 | Like captain Tay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That was to come to fellas during the game. You know to fly for him. You see, you winning a good or attack. Right. Can't even speak english. There's a lot of things there. |
| 3:34.5 | Lot of things. Who's creating a new castle PA. There's going to be piano color. Oh, that's great. Yeah. There would be a good, heaven tell pretty good English.Thanks Me. No, no no. Look, |
| 3:44.8 | This is put me in mind of a great thing that happened with a man you don't hear enough |
| 3:50.6 | about these days for my money Mr David O'Leary. |
| 3:53.8 | I've talked about this a few years ago on the show, you'd have to be a very long term |
| 3:57.5 | listener to remember this, which I think we've got none so I should be fine. |
| 4:03.2 | Sky Sports did a similar feature this a while back where they said, that's two mentions |
| 4:06.2 | of Sky Sports now already. |
| 4:07.2 | Well you. |
| 4:08.2 | Racking. |
| 4:09.2 | I'm sorry about that. |
| 4:10.2 | What is David O'Leary doing with himself now? |
| 4:12.0 | I don't know. |
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