It's just weird that, like, that they're advertising this, oh, you know, just in case you

find yourself in this situation. So you should just walk around with the Mossberg

shockwave sticking out of your backpack. You know, when you're on the run, get some groceries

or when you're, when you're going to see a movie, you know, you should, it's simple enough to keep on you at all times.

Everyone knows that skateboarders don't travel in packs of more than five.

This means you are more likely to have it with you.

Some people have used tactical cases meant for disassembled ARs, but far more

discrete options abound. Tennis racket cases. Travel cases for fishing rods or those intended

for musical instruments, parentheses, trumpet, violin, clarinet, oboe. That's awesome.

That's so awesome.

I'm going to carry a violin case around that. You know what they would do too?

They would tell everybody.

You know, there's not a violin in this.

Not a violin.

Yeah, next time.

Oh, it's loud.

You should hear it.

Next time you see somebody at the protest carrying around a violin case, think twice. That might not be a violin inside. It might be a shockwave. See, and I know you might be like, you might think, oh, well, no, this is like a, you know, this is a cool Antifa guy or gal, you know, like a punk, an anarchist.

They probably have that clear green electric violin from Starship Troopers that Jake Busey was playing.

That's probably what's in there.

It might not be that. It could be the Mossberg.

And that's why you can only trust people to play cello,

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