The Michael Berry Show

All right we got a voicemail from John and John's got jokes dad jokes

Michael this is John, or alias as my wife calls me, J.J. T.P. What do you call a paper airplane that doesn't fly?

Stationary. that doesn't fly stationary and why did the pie go to the dentist to get its

filling happy Friday to get its filling. Happy Friday.

That paper airplane,

that reminds me of the old paper joke.

It's terrible.

Steve from Albany, New York

thinks there's a nefarious reason that Joe Biden is ushering in all these illegal aliens.

This is Steve from Albany, New York, and I want you all to consider this,

that the reason why Biden is stuffing the country with all these people from hostile places in the

world is because possibility he wants to start a false flag that there's a possibility and this is only my in my

head that he wants to have some sort of insurrection, true insurrection, that he's going to have to

declare martial law and destroy any chance of having a real free election.

And if he does that, you'll never see your freedoms again.

That's what this is all about. We are about to be taken over.

Big Jake called in with a good example of perspective so we thought we'd share.

I truly believe that it's 1225 on Friday morning

so technically I'm drunk on Friday,

not drunk on Thursday night like a lush.

I also truly believe that this is a big jake from the internet and I keep forgetting to tell you

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