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Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio

at the George Washington Broadcast Center.

Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty.

Armstrong and Getty.

And now here's Armstrong and Getty.

Am I the only one?

Am I the only one who wore a costume for Halloween this year?

Uh, yes, young man.

You are.

I feel ridiculous now.

Nobody else wore a costume of any sort.

I haven't put mine on yet.

Okay.

I'm not a Satan worshiper.

So we're not good enough for your costume?

You are. I just haven't put it on yet because it's excessive. Okay, guess what I'm dressed as? Let's see. You got a ball cap on, says WC. Is that what that says? Well, you got a thick black mustache. All my clothes are regular clothes. I'm a guy with a cool mustache. That's what I'm dressed with us today. I was going to go with Mario. No, I'm a guy with a cool mustache. That's great. You're making me really wish I'd dressed up. Last year, I was a guy with cool hair, if you'll remember that. Oh, that's right. So. Wow. Live from Studio C on Halloween.

Ooh!

In a dimly lit room and whatnot, and we were surrounded by... We're surrounded by the hounds of Baskerville and ghosts and all different sorts of stuff.

And today, deep within our lair, we're under the tutelage of our general manager.

Ghosts and ghouls and spirits, of course. Keep in mind that little kids are going to be running around this afternoon this evening. Keep a keen eye out. Don't speed down residential streets. That's a worthless thing to say. I'm glad you said it. But worthless saying, you know who drives the fastest? Moms and minivans. My experience, after years of being around schools, the people that drive the fastest are moms who have kids in sensible cars.

It's not the 22-year-old than a Mustang. It's the mom in a Camry who drives...

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