This is a download from LBC, Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning everybody, welcome along to your free podcast for today. How are you? Wet. I know.

It's true. It can't do anything about it. Well, the thing that we can do about is we can cheer ourselves up with some third-rate celebrities.

Well, I say celebrities. We use the term quite loosely on this program for basically

anybody who's ever stood in a supermarket queue, anybody who's ever been sick outside a nightclub,

in fact, just anybody with no talent whatsoever fits into the category of celebrity.

Hence, the viewers who are now threatening, the viewers apparently is you, not me, because I don't vote for these

things, they're threatening to boycott the X-Factor as HoneyG is saved by the judges. I mean,

it's pathetically stupid, but who else have they got in there? Who's a complete raving idiot?

Answer, nobody. And so Ryan Lorry has been voted off for the 13th series.

And during the song, because I think actually this is,

didn't, um, honey G, I mean, they voted three to four in favour of her. It's a fiddle. It's got to be

a fiddle. I mean, okay, seriously, nobody's going to be voting for this bozo. Seriously. During the

song, she put a twist on her catchphrase. When I say honey, you say G. To sing,

When I say save, you say me. And a prayers were answered, when she remained in the competition?

I mean, who gives a four-x about whether she stays in the competition or goes back to being the person in real life who's got an agency which recruits people?

I mean, for God's sake.

Simon Cowell slammed on Twitter after pausing critique to demand big screen close-ups during the X-Factor broadcast.

He looks completely different now, doesn't he? He sort of had his hair done, and he's sort of grown this sort of beard thing,

which is very sweet, actually,

if you like that kind of thing.

I wish I had that natural beauty, Alicia Keys, wowing the X Factor viewers.

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