This is Michael Cohen and you're listening to the Mayer Coppa podcast.

One week is just more like a slow-moving train wreck than others.

And this feels like one of those weeks.

After the Democrats' historic win during the midterms, he'd sort of expect things to

change.

But then everything stayed the same.

Kevin McCarthy and Mitch McConnell both kept their leadership positions in the House

and the Senate.

And the worst president in American history, Donald J. Trump, has announced that he's

running for a third time.

In order to make America great and glorious again, I am tonight announcing my candidacy

for President of the United States.

But wait, to be fair, one important thing has changed.

It's not just MAGA anymore.

It's MAGAGA, which sounds like a cat coughing up a hairball.

But it means make America great and glorious again.

Step right up and buy my brand new MAGAGA hats, then roll the rage and then the ray of

colors.

Now I'm just kidding.

Our hats are all red and that's all white with us, but a boom.

I am running because I believe the world has not yet seen the true glory of what this

nation can be.

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