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You're listening to Comedy Central.

Hey guys, welcome to the You Up Podcast, man.

We just recorded an entire podcast and lost it because

Bert Kreischer called me and it made my voice memos fail.

I'm gonna blame it on Bert. It's not his fault.

Guess what? It just wasn't meant to be.

I guess I bet I said something on that that would have gotten me cancelled or something and thank God that didn't come out

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