It's a costume that he wears!

Welcome back to the Garcia Diary Podcast.

I am your co-host, Bethany Garcia.

I'm sitting here with my amazing and sexy husband.

I'm sexy once the culture comes off, huh?

Okay, but it's been literally two weeks since Duce's birthday party tomorrow,

and that is when you got the cold sore.

So it's been two weeks since I've had a proper kiss, which is so sad.

Well, here's what happened is the cold sore was healing,

and Alice grabbed my lip, and it wasn't healed yet, so like ripped it off.

So then it had her- There was blood everywhere.

And it had to re-scab so- It was spilling.

Now we're at the scab phase, part two.

So I definitely don't want to hop on herpes for three weeks in a row, so-

Yeah, we can definitely stop talking about it now.

Let's go ahead and move on to whatever is next.

Okay, so I have a few things to talk about tonight today on the podcast.

But first, I do want to mention that our Patreon is live, so what this means is every single week

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you want to keep hanging out with us a little bit longer.

You can subscribe to our Patreon.

It's patreon.com slash the Garcia Diaries, and you basically get a bonus episode every single week

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