Freaks, it's Monday, March 7th, 2022.

Coming up on the program today, the online thrift store for anal beads.

Plus, using a head-mounted windshield wiper system to clean seaman off your face.

Trying to get out of a drunk driving charge by mentioning your dead

brother a lot and shit-smearing strangers in NYC part two.

Distorted View Daily

Daily, proudly presents Alexis K Tyler on pedophiles.

You got a lot of these older men that you see fucking women and walking the street with their

pants hanging with the band down and the short that the hat turned to the back and the

goddamn wife beat on and shit that really is fascinated and mesmerized by a big young dick so they

be looking at them down teenage boys getting out the damn school bus and look at

them teenage boys that don't fucking go to school

that you ain't paying no attention to

because you worry about your career and your job

and getting your half-fixion your fucking nails did

and what club you're gonna go to

your good looking young

fine black boy with the dreads hanging down, the pants hanging down

with the two big-ass got-down briefs, shorts hanging over them.

They're looking at them young boys and they're fantas boy how much money do I have to peel off or how I'm a real him in so I can put my dick in his young hot round black ass.

Yeah, they want to turn his ass into a boy pussy. They want to bend him over and they want a mother-fucking bitch slap him and ho-fucking.

Leeks the Distorted View Show with Tim Hanson.

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