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LuAnna: The Podcast

Global

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 10.5K Ratings

🗓️ 6 December 2021

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!

On LuAnna this week: Hanging on to those hangovers, it’s a pre-recorded ep whilst Anna’s filming and Lu heads back from Paris. We’re chatting booking holidays for next year, heading off to see Nonna for New Year, Anna’s twins, when it’s right to leave your partner and kangaroo anatomy.

Plus, being sentenced to death for watching Squid Games, banning advertising cosmetic procedures to under 18s and Luisa wants her stables.

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0:00.0	Time for a quick advert!
0:02.0	Okay Anna, today we have a message in from Anonymous, so we've called her Mord.
0:06.4	Right, go on.
0:07.6	She says,
0:08.3	Hey Luanna in ammo, please help me.
0:10.9	I've been invited to my best mates,
0:12.8	Auntie's sister-in-law's dog's puppy shower.
0:15.8	Oh, not another one of those.
0:18.0	She says, and I need an excuse to get out of it.
0:21.1	I already know, I'll never hear the end of it if I don't go.
0:24.2	I'm very close with my best mates,
0:26.4	Auntie's sister-in-law's dog.
0:28.2	But I cannot stand puppy showers at the best of times.
0:31.9	Please help me find a decent excuse. Love Mord.
0:35.3	I mean, I don't blame her.
0:37.2	I mean, right, Lulu, I mean, what can she say?
0:39.3	No, she's washing her hair.
0:40.9	I mean, too obvious.
0:42.3	What about she's busy running a marathon on the moon?
0:45.3	Oh, I've got it.
0:46.9	I mean, she can't possibly go,
0:48.3	because she's busy buying pet insurance
	...

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