It's Festivus, so we air our grievances
Spiegel & Holmes Show
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🗓️ 24 December 2025
⏱️ 16 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances. |
| 0:05.0 | I got a lot of problems with you, people. |
| 0:07.0 | Now, you're gonna hear about it. |
| 0:10.0 | You, Kroger, my son tells me your company states. |
| 0:14.0 | Oh, God. |
| 0:16.0 | Why, I could get yours in a minute. |
| 0:19.0 | Kroger, you couldn't smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a bake. |
| 0:25.6 | I lost my train of thought. |
| 0:28.6 | All right, so here we are on Festivus, and Carmen Vitale is here here in the studio and she's got a list of grievances. |
| 0:40.7 | She would like to share with people to start Festivus. |
| 0:45.1 | Later on, she's going to do a fit of strength. |
| 0:47.6 | And that's getting to whatever her and Dave are going to do later on the night. |
| 0:51.8 | Fight traffic. |
| 0:52.9 | Yeah. |
| 0:53.6 | That's going to be your fit of strength. It'll also probably be another grievance. That's true. Actually, I have a traffic-related grievance. Go for it. Can I go for it? Yeah. Okay. GPS has ruined our ability to miss our turn. The amount of times... Oh, I'm with you on this one. People just will cross |
| 1:13.5 | three lanes of traffic because they were supposed to go right instead of left. I'm like, |
| 1:18.1 | just miss your turn. Just miss your turn. You do not get to mess up my day. You do not get to |
| 1:25.3 | cause an accident because you missed a turn. |
| 1:29.0 | Guess what? |
| 1:29.6 | The GPS will reroute you. |
| 1:31.3 | It's actually easier than ever before to miss your turn. |
| 1:34.3 | There's another place you can turn. |
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