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And now the world's most exciting podcast, the Savage Nation, home of borders, language, culture, and here he is.

New York Times best selling author and national radio-holophame-induc-d, Michael Savage.

If you could be behind the scenes with Michael Savage over the last 40 hours you say no human being could do this. Impossible.

I'm not comparing it to being a special force, as operative, sleeping in a desert.

I'm not putting in that context, but in context of American life, preparing for a show every day, having to race into San Francisco because the power is out where I live over the bridge.

Coming into the city, everything is different, everything is no-having nightmares.

There was last night in my boyhood house, and a horrible man was trying to break into the house, and he was pushing on the door, and I was pushing back.

And I thought I could keep him out, but I couldn't be broken. But the dream doesn't end there. The dream ends with me shooting him, with a shotgun, and destroying him.

Blowing him away. So you say, well, that was a good dream, right? I mean, it means that you're in control.

You could look at it that way. But I'm telling you, this is a very, very tense time for me.

I'm writing scripts for the radio show. I'm writing scripts for my club show tonight.

By the way, if you were at the event tonight, what questions would you ask of me? I know many of you can't be there. There's only 98 or so people who have been allowed to go.

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