Hello, Isaiah. Welcome to the Mendrew. Hey, hola.

Oh, so I was about, I think I was in like second grade when this happened. And you know,

the tether ball? Yeah, yeah. Like when he was like, so, um, there's a rope that the ball is on.

And on, usually on the pole, there's like a hook that you can

tie the rope around so you could tie the ball up to the to the pipe to the hole and so my friends

and I were like climbing to the top of it we're like scooting scooting to the top of it and sliding

down and so it comes my turn I climbed to the top of it and sliding down. And so it comes my turn.

I climb to the top of it, slide down, hook gets caught right on my dingle, and just tears it.

And so I had to go to the hospital, how to get it patched up. And now I have like a scar that's like going up my shaft.

Like it's probably like the length of my index finger.

Now, when you, the first time that you're going to bed a woman,

do you explain what they're going to see or do you just let them find out for themselves? I kind of just let them find out because I think it's a funny story sometimes. Why is your penis disfigured? Yeah. I mean, it's just, I don't know. Maybe it's just me.

I just want to beat him to the punch, you know, when it's this figured penis. I feel like, I'm going to give you a little bit of warning. One's bigger than the other. There's been a couple times where I'm like, should I tell her? Depends how drunk they are. And how old were you when this happened? I was in second grade, so probably about like five or six maybe. Second grade, that's what, seven or eight? Yeah, but at least at that point in time, you still hadn't learned about the special purpose of that thing. I'm telling that. Like, it sucks no matter what age, but you're right. As an adult, if you do that, what your concern is is a lot different than it is as a kid.

Yep.

What has the most ridiculous way that your body's been damaged?

206, 803, rock.

Hello, Brian.

Welcome to the men's room.

Hey, Ola!

Ola!

Ola!

Well, I'm in my mid-60s.

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