Hi there, this is Isaac Wiseau.

The host of the Conspiracy Theory's non-popular culture podcast, if you are listening to this

episode, you most likely heard a different episode and said, you know what, I'm going to

start with the first one in the series and catch up.

Well, I'm here to tell you that you might not want to do that because, you know, I've

learned a lot.

I've learned a lot over the years and this first episode was my first, actually technically

my second radio appearance, and I'll get into that in a second.

But when I started doing the podcast, I was actually more focused on blogging and writing

books at the time.

Now, I've learned a lot ever since this first recording that you're going to listen to

here.

In fact, I had, this was the 10th episode.

I deleted the first nine episodes because they were of very poor quality and did not align

with the Illuminati Watcher brand, I suppose.

God, I hate that term brand.

Anyways, you get what I'm saying, right?

So basically, I'm recording this intro in 2019 from the future to sort of lay out

the foundations for this entire show and the hopes that you, the listener, are considering

taking another step on this journey with me.

Now if you're already familiar with my whole backstory, feel free to fast forward past

all this and once you hear the crackly AM radio talk show, you'll know you're on the

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