All right, so David has a little bit of a dilemma.

He hasn't been able to enjoy the weekends the way that Mike and I have out using the tools

and toys in the backyard.

David, you can't get rid of your stuff though.

You can't do that unless you upgrade it.

You can't sell it off, period.

So that's not allowed. And I want to say this

because people's listening function is not very good. I'm not in a position to give David

advice. I am but an observer to the chaos that his penis has caused because he has seven million kids in no life.

I can't offer advice.

That's why I'm asking you guys.

Please do not make this.

Oh, Mike is like, I'm not lecturing David on anything.

I feel for David, but I'm with Rico.

If you sell all your grilling equipment, come on, dude.

You're basically waving the white flag.

At that point, you may as well just get a divorce and start over in Mexico.

Yeah.

We'll get a new ID made for you.

Well, to that point, someone on the text says,

Dave needs to go get milk, relocate to Texas through witness protection, become

a pit master, and just never return.

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