Welcome to the Total Soccer Show and our latest batch of listener questions.

On this episode, we're assessing Big Angie's suitability for MLS.

We're asking if Jabby Alonzo is the answer for Real Madrid.

And we're completely changing the shape of the soccer field.

My name's Ryan Bailey.

Join me today. It's your friend. It's my friend. It's listener, question, answer, extraordinary Taylor Rock. Hello, Taylor.

Hello, Ryan Bailey. Credit to you and to our listeners for these questions, because they are all

excellent and they were all in different ways. Head scratchers for me as I tried to answer them all. There we go.

Well, we'll get there, Taylor, and we will answer them all.

Don't give me any credit, baby.

It's all the listeners.

It's all them.

Curated, my friend, a curated list of listener questions, and I know who did the curation.

Oh, too kind.

That guy wearing those fancy glasses.

Not that other guy wearing those fancy glasses. Not that other guy wearing those fancy glasses. Hey, it's the other guy wearing his fancy glasses. It's Joe Lowry. Hi, Joe.

Hey, other guy with fancy glasses. To me, you were the other guy, but I guess to you, I'm the other guy.

It's all relative. Yeah, yeah, it is. These are great questions, though. And now they know they'd been curated, I feel so much fancier. And I feel so much better position to answer these questions from my glass tower.

I like the word curated. It feels like I'm running a museum, Joe. Yes. Here's a question about

goals and other soccer things. Look over here. Very good. Graham Ruffin, how are you, sir?

I'm very well. Ryan, I actually have glasses. Should I go and put mine on just to make Taylor feel?

Yes, you should.

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