Is White-Face Cool Again? | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 23.2K Ratings

🗓️ 8 September 2025

⏱️ 68 minutes

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0:00.0	100%
0:01.2	Welcome
0:05.6	to another episode of two bears,
0:08.6	One Cave. We apologize,
0:10.5	but we are back.
0:15.7	Yes, we've reached out to Stavi and Chris and other people,
0:20.2	and we'll see what their avails are. But for this week, it's us. We're so sorry, guys. We're so sorry. I feel so bad that you guys have to listen to us. I do. And you don't have to. I actually worked a little hard this week because I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I was like, well, there's a lot going on.
0:39.0	But I was like, I'm going to bring in good talking points.
0:42.0	Good talking points.
0:42.9	Good energy.
0:43.6	Good energy.
0:44.9	We're starting with blackface.
0:47.5	Okay.
0:48.0	Or not blackface, white face, Druski.
0:50.8	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:51.8	We can talk about Drusky.
0:52.7	We can talk about would you die for your country? Great conversation points right there. Us being only fans, pimps. Great idea. That's good. That's good idea. We're going to talk about Florida State and how Leanne and I got into a huge fight moving Ila into college. This past, like, over the weekend? Over the weekend. Oh, that'd be, I'm very excited. I will say this. I got to tell you, there's certain like formats, mediums that people are just fucking so good in. Yeah. Dude, Drusky doing these sketches that he's been doing for a long time now. Yeah. He's so goddamn good at them.
1:28.5	He is the future.
1:29.7	Right now, if you're sitting on your couch going, I want to get into comedy,
1:33.0	don't ask me and Tom, we're dinosaurs, which I'm not even sure, we're real.
1:37.4	But we're dinosaurs.
1:39.1	Ask Druski.
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