Is We Dumb? | Smoke Detector. Ketchup Packet. Cannon. Heifer Stomp.

Is We Dumb?

Dan Cummins

Improv, Performing Arts, Comedy, Arts

4.8 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 June 2021

⏱️ 86 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

Tiny ketchup packets, having your boob stepped on by a cow, one of the worst pieces of furniture ever produced, pushing a bear off a wall to save your dogs, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?!

Transcript

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0:00.0	Smoke detector, catch-up packet, cannon, have her stomp.
0:06.0	Yes we go!
0:10.0	Yes we go!
0:21.0	Hello!
0:24.0	Hello, I was just opened up, it was mean, right?
0:27.0	Right, look at me, a fucking idiot. He's like, my bad.
0:31.0	Welcome to the show! Fucking Zah!
0:35.0	Very, very! He's been perfect for two months.
0:39.0	And he's a fucking idiot.
0:41.0	Thank you.
0:42.0	You're welcome.
0:43.0	Good to see you.
0:45.0	Welcome to As We Dumb, I'm Dan. I'm Joe Paisley.
0:48.0	And we are also forever known as Fred Flintstone and Barney Rebel.
0:52.0	And if it stops, I will be surprised.
0:55.0	We showed these off on the live show.
0:58.0	So if you have no idea, oh, you have me fucking cup!
1:01.0	Yeah, my cup is not here.
1:03.0	Because we just recorded, I'll tell you what happened.
1:05.0	We recorded it, scared it out earlier today.
1:07.0	I didn't want to have a confusing Fred and Barney cup in there.
1:09.0	And then I forgot to put it back.
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